STONK DeFi Yields
The highest honest STONK yield right now is 1.49% on uniswap-v2 (Ethereum), among 1 pool above the $100K TVL floor. Rates are live from DefiLlama and exclude anomalous (>1000% APY) pools.
1 live pool above the $100K TVL floor · ranked by TVL
STONK's largest live pool is uniswap-v2 on Ethereum at 1.49% ($101K TVL). 1 STONK pool across 1 chain clear this page's $100K TVL floor, $101K in total.
Your idle STONK could earn ~1.49% — park $16.1K and it could run a $20/mo Claude Pro subscription, forever.
See live STONK pools →| Protocol | Chain | APY | TVL |
|---|---|---|---|
| uniswap-v2 → | Ethereum | 1.49% | $101K |
Rate stability from APY history
There is not enough qualifying APY history to rank STONK pools. This view covers APY history only and does not measure protocol, exploit, depeg, liquidity, governance, or principal-loss risk.
Frequently asked questions
What's the highest STONK yield today?
1.49% APY on uniswap-v2 (Ethereum), based on live DefiLlama data.
How many STONK pools clear the TVL floor?
1 live pool clear this page's $100K TVL floor, $101K in total.
Are these rates safe?
Pools listed on this page clear a $100K minimum TVL and exclude anomalous (>1000% APY) rates — that is this page's listing bar, not a safety guarantee. This is education, not financial advice; DeFi carries smart-contract and market risk regardless of the rate shown.
Which STONK pools have the most stable APY history?
There is not enough qualifying APY history to rank STONK pools. This view covers APY history only and does not measure protocol, exploit, depeg, liquidity, governance, or principal-loss risk.
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Yields are live from DefiLlama. Pools on this page clear a $100K minimum TVL and exclude anomalous rates — that's this page's listing bar, not a safety guarantee. Education only, not financial advice.
Last updated September 2, 2026
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